Based on our recent encounters with natural disasters this week, I have taken it upon myself to create a visual aid for future reference of what different natural disasters look like in 2011.

2011 Weather Terminology

 

 

 

 

 

Some say this storm will rip down the building across the street. I have heard other people say this storm is be overhyped and might end up being category one for most of it’s journey up the coast. Tonight is the night. Let’s see what you’re made of. Come at me Bro.

SHOWDOWN

Third time in history they’re closing down all the casinos in Atlantic City. This is the first piece of news that has now got me terrified about what this storm might do. Those casinos don’t shut down even if they’re half engulfed in flames with zero customers inside.

Yo Dawg we heard you had a gamblin' problem

BEERLOOTER

Irene

We're all fucked.

The New Guy

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